tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20093607912076510192011-04-21T14:41:53.183-07:00Sphynx - Priesthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00661813255351424699noreply@blogger.comBlogger101100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2009360791207651019.post-32276704381549707052008-08-04T15:43:00.000-07:002008-12-09T00:54:50.189-08:00

Well we knew the "milk carton" trick would pay off eventually and it has with our first lead! Some information came in earlier today:An anonymous tipster saw her walking in a daze down Gnome Avenue. Sphynx clearly was carrying the salmonella virus (in her pocket). She was mumbling something about "...he promised me he used protection!...he promised!..." Rumors believe the outbreak had caused her

Uzo - Roguehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04687398241254477230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2009360791207651019.post-21861001698748577302008-07-28T06:30:00.001-07:002008-12-09T00:54:50.335-08:00

We at Behind the Carnage had the opportunity to sit down and chat with Uzo, infamous member of both the Elite and Electric Jalapenos, at his palacious mansion in southern Dun Morogh.  Our documentaries profile the hottest celebrities and asks the hard-hitting questions that you the public expect of a responsible news organization. Tonite's episode is exactly that, this giant of a man wrapped in a

Uzo - Roguehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04687398241254477230noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2009360791207651019.post-75587387382652624382008-07-23T07:18:00.000-07:002008-07-23T07:23:26.705-07:00

The Elite Jalapenos have taken a break this week. Instead, the Electric Jalapenos were seen zapping up the competition yesterday! Please stop by http://electricjalapenos.blogspot.com and read up on all the smack down!We shall return...oh yes...we shall...

Koncept - Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18366547192257184866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2009360791207651019.post-49247926516801445172008-07-23T05:28:00.000-07:002008-07-23T05:36:04.903-07:00

Sphynx (a.k.a. Bloomie) has gone missing and the Elite Jalapeno brotherhood is frantic and worried. Officials with the Azeroth Police Department say the Elite Jalapenos have filed a Missing Toon Report and that they are actively searching for their key member who has mysteriously vanished."She's not under this rock." Exclaims Officer P. Dunkel Horkenmeijer after searching for a minute and a half

Uzo - Roguehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04687398241254477230noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2009360791207651019.post-18480670760459026462008-07-17T06:41:00.000-07:002008-07-23T07:06:53.325-07:00

The Ultra Dynamic Pepper Juice Extractor Supreme has malfunctioned! Uzo frantically tried to repair the device before we went into battle, but unfortunately Toshley’s was out of power converters so we couldn't fix the device in time! Oh well. Next time we will have it fixed and ready for some major extracting goodness!Elite Forces of Arena – LostNewb Huntards – LostWe Killed Kenny – Lost – No

Koncept - Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18366547192257184866noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2009360791207651019.post-53469038650022146172008-07-17T06:29:00.000-07:002008-07-17T06:51:05.685-07:00

We did pretty well this week! Uzo experimented with his new engineering creation: The Ultra Dynamic Pepper Juice Extractor Supreme! Once the juice was extracted from the peppers, we carefully slathered it on our weapons and prepared for battle. The following is a result of what happened when we applied the mighty pepper juice to our weapons.Jockeysupers – LostThe powners – WonThe powners –

Koncept - Hunterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18366547192257184866noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2009360791207651019.post-29447323348921060732008-07-15T06:32:00.000-07:002008-07-15T06:34:49.984-07:00

We at the Elite Jalapenos would like to congratulate Koncept on this the anniversary of his birth. Feel free to kill as many horde as possible, drink irresponsibly and run around naked through Stormwind.Happy Birthday!

Uzo - Roguehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04687398241254477230noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2009360791207651019.post-41251477380690617162008-07-07T11:01:00.000-07:002008-07-07T11:05:24.475-07:00

In front of a capacity crowd of two old ladies and a kitten, Uzo of the Elite Jalapenos called the press conference to order. "Thanks for coming out. We want to put everyone's fear to bed, The Elite Jalapenos are NOT responsible for the recent salmonella outbreak.It is widely known that jalapenos contain the chemical capsaicin which produces the burning sensation you get when consuming these

Uzo - Roguenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2009360791207651019.post-60801265754657278292008-07-07T07:09:00.000-07:002008-07-07T07:17:15.323-07:00

With the CDC now shifting it's focus to jalapenos as the cause for the recent salmonella outbreak, Uzo (spokesperson and shortest member of the Elite Jalapenos arena team) announced a press conference scheduled for this afternoon."With headlines like 'Salmonella probe shifts to jalapenos' and 'Jalapenos may be salmonella culprit' the Elite Jalapenos feel the need to squash the fears and concerns

Uzo - Roguenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2009360791207651019.post-31183112767930091292008-07-02T05:36:00.000-07:002008-07-02T07:07:35.697-07:00

It feels a little warm in here...We really brought the heat this week. We managed to gather up 3 wins and drop 7. We were tired. We’ve been fighting all the way to the top for weeks now, so we took it easy on the teams we faced yesterday. Next week we’ll pull out our secret spice to add some flare to our game.Teams Played: 1. Rice N Spam Eggs - Lost (Warrior/Druid) 2. BawlZ - Lost (Hunter/Priest)

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