Sphynx (a.k.a. Bloomie) has gone missing and the Elite Jalapeno brotherhood is frantic and worried. Officials with the Azeroth Police Department say the Elite Jalapenos have filed a Missing Toon Report and that they are actively searching for their key member who has mysteriously vanished.
"She's not under this rock." Exclaims Officer P. Dunkel Horkenmeijer after searching for a minute and a half in the outskirts of Hellfire Peninsula.
More to come on this compelling story.
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An anonymous tipster saw her walking in a daze down Gnome Avenue. Sphynx clearly was carrying the salmonella virus (in her pocket). She was mumbling something about "...he promised me he used protection!...he promised!..." Rumors believe the outbreak had caused her internet loss and a extended hiatus from WoW. More information to come as we uncover this sad tale of our once giggly priest...
Something's amiss! I knew it! Gimme the name of that gnome and I swear I'll uh... ummm... well I won't take him to lunch and a movie that's for sure! rawr
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